Monday, April 23, 2012

I shall title thee " complete utter randomness of a purple taco eating monkey"



Alrighty then where to start.....
I guess it doesn't much matter
so I seen this old lady riding on the back of
a little hov-a-round scooter
that an even older man is riding down the street.

ah if only I had had a camera...

I know I promised an actual subject..
oh well to bad.

Have you ever drove in statesville,
if not I don't suggest it.
people in statesville are horrible drivers!
except me of course,
because im awesome in general,

which brings me to my next subject,
when your talking to an old friend and then
their significant other jumps in the middle and is
all like "back the **** off man,"
then your all like "chill bra,"
and then they're all like "dude im serious ill come beat your ***"
and then your like "bro what ever"
its completely rediculous!

but then again if your as awesome as me
well you really just don't care.

hahaha

Dumb people,
they're always fun to deal with,
like the other day,
I was in foodlion trying to pick up some bread,
and the person in front of me
couldnt grasp the concept,
of buy one get one free,
and was all like
"I dont want these, wait bring back two of those,
wait no make it six, no wait just four"

so I sat there for like fifteen minutes for absolutely nothing!!!

And TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!
I love them,
they are like one of the best foods ever,
that and pizza.

anyways on to more important matter,
Have you ever wondered what your pet is thinking?
I wonder if its something like this......


Makes you wonder right

and how about those new whatchamakalits,
you know them new things,
come on you know,
no????
well you should check them out they're pretty awesome

anyways I think thats enough randomness,
giant
koala
elf
jacked
on
steriods
eating
flaming
marshmallow
poptarts
on
the
lady
liberty
statue
while
preparing
to
fly
to
neverland
in
a
ford
maverick!!!
Tata for now


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